After breakfast I was cleaning Hayden and he said with much urgency “Hapa-Ge-Ge”. In the language of Hayden, that means “I have to go pee”. After I cleaned him up, I rushed him to the bathroom, got his diaper off and sat him on the toilet.
He started to pee and the stream went right between the toilet and the seat nailing me on the leg. Hayden looked down to see where the pee went and said “Uh-Oh… Daddy Messy”. I guess it’s time to clean up daddy.